The Prime Feline

Sitting in a cardboard throne,
Amazon Prime, my new home,
With striking eyes of emerald green,
I'm the king of this online scene.

I'm the Prime Feline, ruler of the web,
Boxes are my kingdom, where I lay my head,
GODT'S FART written on my throne,
I'm the cat that's never alone.

Comfort is my middle name,
Contentment is my claim to fame,
No need for fancy beds or toys,
Just give me a box, and I'll make some noise.

From whiskers to tail, I'm a sight to see,
Black and white, a perfect symmetry,
My throne may be just a cardboard box,
But in this kingdom, I outfox.

So bow down to the Prime Feline,
The ruler of this cardboard scene,
With Amazon Prime as my domain,
I'll forever in this box remain.