The Clap Trap

Stepped into the clinic, feeling kinda low
Doc took one look, said "Man, you gotta know"
He checked me out, ran some tests, it wasn't pretty
Then he broke the news, I said "Doc, you gotta be kidding me"

I got the clap, the clap trap
Chlamydia's got me in its grasp
Thought I was careful, but I slipped up
Now I'm stuck in the clap trap

Doc said "Son, this ain't no joke
You gotta take these pills, don't go for broke"
I looked at the chart, muscles turning weak
This diagnosis got me feeling bleak

Shoulda wrapped it up, played it safe
But I rolled the dice, now I'm in a daze
Lesson learned, gotta be smart
Or chlamydia will tear you apart

Trapped in the clap, can't escape this fate
But with some meds, I'll be feeling great
So learn from me, don't be a fool
Wrap it up tight, that's the golden rule